May 2013
being the unattractive friend is not easy i don’t think we get enough credit
And when he keeps calling me “darlin” I just can’t even.
Despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late ’90s, if you wanna be my lover, please do not get with my friends.
girls just wanna have fun(ds for university)
“most importantly, take care of yourself — its only finals!! In the scheme of...”
April 2013
things that are enjoyable:
showers
things that are not enjoyable:
getting in the shower
getting out of the shower
